Seriously though WHY doesnt anyone like me
Am i not attractive enough
Not funny enoigh
Am i too annoying
Too clingy
Is it my laugh
Am i boring
WHAT
WHAT IS THE COMMON FACTOR WHICH CAUSES NOBODY AT ALL TO LIKE ME

Male female outside the binary nobody wants anything to ddo with me

I just want someone to love me show me who im supposed to like

[11:30:50 PM] Matthew: im really sorry but
[11:30:50 PM] Matthew: its my only offense so 4give me
[11:31:17 PM] Matthew: syo puts her scissors in her mouth
"it’s a metaphor" the alternate personality of the ROMANCE NOVELIST says

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multiple times in game (anything but her sprites) syo is portrayed with fukawa’s gray eyes

so i wonder if that’s only an aesthetic change in her sprites to help us differentiate and they look the same to everyone else (the idea of them changing is pretty strange to begin with but its hardly the strangest thing in the game)

also p sure fukawa and her family must have traveled a lot for the police to not start to catch on. on the other hand there’d probably also be the coincidence that there would be sudden murders wherever fukawa kept moving to. but on the OTHER hand syo also went to an entirely different city just to hunt a boy down so

who knows

i still have no motivation to live yay

im trying to do one of those lyrical comics for something but as with all of my work its very low quality

why does everything smell like honeysuckle am i being poisoned

theleeryone:

professorpoofenplotz:

broughttoyoubytheletterq:

theleeryone:

broughttoyoubytheletterq:

theleeryone:

i’ll let this speak for itself

are those both exactly what I think they are

yes

but who puts ketchup AND mayo on a sandwich

i google searched the first one because i refused to believe it was from nge (despite some gag about shinji sperm) and it actually identified it as “shinji hand” incredible

It’s from the opening scene of End of Evangelion, when Shinji exposes a comatose Asuka’s breasts.

And then masturbates while standing over her unconscious body.

This changes a lot

helioscentrifuge:

runtime-err0r:

itsvondell:

you can take one man’s trash to another man’s treasure but you can’t make it drink

Fun fact: the blending of idioms or cliches is called a malaphor.

My personal favorite is “We’ll burn that bridge when we get to it.”

I looked it up b/c that was a very familiar idiom and how could it be wrong but then

image

yeah wow that’s spot on perfect